Found this on a site that I visit…it made me chuckle..

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Why buy the pig?

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can
get the milk for free. Here’s an update for you:

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire
pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like …Laxatives ….. They irritate
the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ….. The older they get,
the less firm they are.
3. Men are like …..Weather . Nothing can be done
to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not
quite sure why.
5. Men are like …..Chocolate Bars …. Sweet,
smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like …Commercials ….. You can’t
believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ….. Their clothes
are always ½ off.
8. Men are like …..Government Bonds … They take
sooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like …..Mascara . They usually run at
the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn …. They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms …. You never know when
they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long
it will last.
12. Men are like …..Lava Lamps …. Fun to look
at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.